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    October 04

    博士毕业与上厕所的共同点——转

    太TMD的经典了,冒着天下之大不韪,我把下面的内容从水怪的博客上转过来,听说她是从土总那转的,不管了,这种段子就一定得分享,当然能体会其中种种的,一定是正在为论文发愁的博士们,我太TMD的感同身受啦!!!!!
         1.都是憋出来的
     

          2.肚子里有货才爽,否则很痛苦

          3.即便肚子里面有货,也得有paper才行

          4.paper越多心里越踏实

          5.paper上的都是屎

          6.paper不能是别人用过的

          7.paper虽然是别人用过的,但是看不出来就行

          8.运气够好的话可以借到paper

          9.没有paper的话,如果你很有钱也能解决问题

          10.实在没有paper,拍拍屁股走人是需要勇气的

    在水总要去“日不落帝国”的前昔才知道她又开一博,而且时日颇久,所以我就马上屁颠屁颠去补课啦!不知道我博中水总的粉丝们是否知道这个消息,如果有索要水总新博链接的请直接与我联系,我们私下交易,我酌情放量,以免造成她博瘫痪,至于想请她吃饭的,也只能先联系我,这一年我代她出席一切活动!!哈哈,以上内容也试用于没文化的,请水总代为转告。

     

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    YF Huangwrote:
    不吃哪来的大便~~~ 好吃你要多吃点
    Oct. 9
    Kay Zwrote:
    又粗鲁又直接,有好汉派头。
    Oct. 5

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